wit Quotes (22)

“Shakespeare was a dramatist of note who lived by writing things to quote.”

“Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.”

“Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries.”

“Be obscure clearly.”

“Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.”

“I do not shake hands from a sanitary standpoint.”

“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.”

“Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.”

“Cunning surpasses strength.”

“The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.”

“One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.”

“All cats are gray in the dark.”

“We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.”

“How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments.”

“Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.”

“I am in the prime of senility.”

“Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.”

“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.”

“Fish and visitors smell in three days.”

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”

“God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.”

“Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”