irony Quotes (12)

“Politics is the art of postponing decisions until they are no longer relevant.”

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.”

“Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.”

“The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding.”

“Marriage is a three ring circus; engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.”

“People read me but they don't subscribe.”

“The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.”

“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”

“The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.”

“God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.”

“To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority myself.”

“As Phone get Thinner and smarter, people get fatter and stupider.”