humor

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”

“Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children.”

“After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.”

“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”

“"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again.”

“I believe in benevolent dictatorship, provided I am the dictator.”

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”

“A boy becomes a man when he stops asking his father for money and requests a loan.”

“Advice is the only commodity on the market where the supply always exceeds the demand.”

“Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it.”