humor

“The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.”

“Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.”

“Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.”

“You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.”

“Total absence of humor renders life impossible.”

“One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.”

“In the end, everything is a gag.”

“All cats are gray in the dark.”

“Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.”

“I am in the prime of senility.”